This something cats are capable of, lying right beside your chair and having a little doze while they wait impatiently for you to stop typing and get up already, it’s time to do xyz for me! ME! ME!

Like, get going old woman! It’s 10.30 AM! We are so far behind schedule I am quite out of sorts! And you threw a towel at me this morning when I hooked you to make you hurry up!
I’m not forgiving you until we are back on track!!!