Cat Diary 31

Training again, I believe. A new thing, and the old woman hopes to tempt me to touch it with a round of kibbles? Huh.

As if that’s going to work. I showed her what I thought by eating the goods and walking away, out of sight out of mind. If only humans were so normal.

But of course she can’t leave well alone. She lay out another round of kibbles and because I was peckish—it is nearly lunchtime—I soon snaffled them up.

And would you believe the old woman put the next round inside the object, whatever you call it? I had a go. She video’d me, 38 seconds worth. Will take you forever to load. Worth it for me. Got most of them out.

Tired then. Time for a nap.

Cat Diary 30

I’ve been in training. The first new habit I’m supposed to pick up is to scratch either one of the three objects she got into the house for that purpose—to be scratched!

I really don’t know why she bothers? I scratch the uprights of the couch and after she told me NO! a few too many times, I graduated onto the vinyl chairs.

Look at me, I’m thinking. This after the old woman said NO! about the couch. I want her to see my expression which says I am not pleased to hear NO! when I’m trying to get her attention.

She didn’t stop and I switched to the vinyl chairs. Too bad the vinyl is so strong I can only make holes. She said a blind woman could read these, and she’d be saying NO! just as many times.

She also said, this is the last straw. Whatever that means. She collected the three things to be scratched and lay them out …

The cardboardy thing is in the middle, it’s useless because I get my claws stuck. The thing with rope around it is just too weird for me. The thing on the left is the board the old woman found on the riverbank after a flood.

That’s the one we settled on for training. She lays it beside her on the couch. The first session she dragged a cord over it and every time I touched the cord, she’d go all gooey, slathering me with praise.

But more importantly she gave me a kibble everytime I touched the cord. After about twenty toes worth of kibbles, she said that’s enough today. We both relaxed then.

The Gisnep Puzzle

Welcome to Gisnep

Unfolds like origami in reverse

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Ironic Sans continues to shine. Every time I solve the daily Gisnep puzzle, I learn of another interesting person by way of a link to Wikipedia, this time the brother of the man who invented the concept–and word–of ROBOT, more than a hundred years ago now. Though the brother himself is the subject …. Lol, just trying not to drop too many clues.

The Gesso Project …

Finally able to do a bit more work on my big painting project. Out on the balcony it’s been either too hot 36 degree Celsius, or too wet, or both.

Today an early thunderstorm and short period of rain cleared the air. Painted the sky, a plain blue. Half of the mountainous mid-ground, a variegated green and brown.

As it’s drying, I notice hundreds of places where the paint hasn’t touched, or the paint is shrinking back. It will need a third coat.

It’s meant to be a backdrop for my brick stories.

Next time …

Umbrellas … the physical objects

[I see I’ve been resting on my laurels a bit, with my last post five days ago.]

I first became interested in umbrellas when as a ten or eleven-year-old when as a special treat I was allowed to use the family’s Indonesian bamboo and oil-paper umbrella, called a ‘pajong’ to walk to a friend’s house through the rain.

We lived in Sumatra at the time (1958), in a small village called Indarung. [I looked it up on Google Earth and it still exists, but now as an outer suburb of Padang. In the 1950s it was a clearing in the forest.] And tropical downpours were a daily feature in the wet season.

The most fascinating part about the pajong was the way the spokes were joined to the center and the ribs.

The above Japanese umbrella is way more complex than a simple ‘pajong’ made in a Sumatran village. Our umbrella had a greenish interior bamboo frame, oiled paper canopy, with a gold painted trim and point, with none of the extra basket-weaving in the above example. I remember the smell above all, of the oil applied to the paper to make it waterproof.

Both my present umbrellas have seen better days. The sun umbrella that I’m not calling a parasol as it isn’t dainty enough, has been all but unusable for years already, with one of the spokes bent and another broken. I’m hanging on to it as I aim to repair it.

My fold-up rain umbrella was blown inside-out last summer and was a mess of bent spokes and torn-away fabric. Most people throw such wrecks straight into the bin but I can’t bear it. Fold-up umbrellas are amazing technological marvels. If you have one, have a good look, it’s fascinating.

This is mine, photo by me. It’s a fairly ordinary design, I could’ve maybe gone for something a bit snazzier but this one was the only pattern on hand when I needed shelter. The threads hanging down are me having a go at fixing it. So far, I’ve reconnected all the innermost hinges to the fabric. When I’ve done all the hinges I’ll dot the repaired places with glue, maybe super glue. Then cut off the excess thread.

The long threads make it very easier to knot the threads after passing them twice through the holes in the spokes and twice through the fabric, then once around the sub-spoke. I’ve bypassed the really finicky job of sewing the spokes to the inner seam and instead have sewn the spoke to the fabric by drawing the thread to the outside and back in again. Similar to sewing on a button.

This all made me wonder how much assembly there had to have been by nimble young fingers? While I can see the frame being produced by machines, sewing the canopy to the frame … a machine? Not a chance.

Another form of intricate but boring labor by the modern enslaved workforce … I imagine each person in an assembly line having to sew an unending line of spokes to canopies … have you ever seen/been in an umbrella factory?

Cat Diary 29

My favourite way of gathering kibbles is from this thing that the old woman built from toy bricks.

This is already the third version. It’s getting higher and today there are three things with moving parts.

This thing with the bits looking like wings took me ages to work out how to shift and she’s just added the crossbar but I think I’ll handle it. She leaves kibbles under the crossbar, or under the grey thing.

There are three sides … the front, the back and the top and I do them in that order. The front is my favourite.

The back is harder as the kibbles are always on the tiniest ledges where I need to grapple them from with my tongue.

The top is the highest it’s been yet, but not a problem. I can still reach with all four paws on the ground.

My Duplo puzzle board is my favourite kibble hunting ground!

Gesso’ing …

Starting a large new project with a four x A3 length of gesso and tissue paper …

In other words, laying down a landscape and at the same time attempting to camouflage the joins.

The whole thing sodden with a mix of water and gesso. And that is a jar of medium strength watered-down gesso still possible to use as paint. s

A econd jar with a jellified gesso that had to be scooped out and softened to a paintable sloppiness … glad I got to it when I did as next week or month it mightve been to dry/hard to use.

As usual, I’m re-using remnants of an old project. I’m sorry to discover that the joins are very obvious in a photo.

The hope for this first stage is that the paper backing dries flat and I get rid of the big vertical … what would you call them? Not creases. Give me a hint? I can only think of a couple of Dutch words. ‘Rimpels’ and ‘golven’ spring to mind.

One of the things about old age is that ‘mother tongues’ IE the language a person grew up with, tend to come back. And I’m definitely noticing that. If I can’t think of an appropriate word in English, I’ll come up with a Dutch one.