Eyes vs Crow’s Feet …

The story about the lack of posts last week? It all started with a trio of crow’s feet. The wrinkles aka grooves and ridges beside your eyes, resulting from years of scrunching up your eyes against too much sun. Everyone over forty will have them.
Last Monday, as I planned to go into the sun light burgeoning down, I spread SP15 over my face not taking the required care as it turned out. After about an hour my right eye started twinging.
Oh right, I thought, sunscreen has sweated down the grooves of my crow’s feet into my eyes. Because that is a thing, right? Well, I hope you’ll tell me I’m not the only person that happens to.
It’s the way that Thorny Devils (Moloch horridus) get their water. They don’t drink. Their ‘crow’s feet’ all lead to their mouths and moisture leaks into them.
By KeresH – Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=3716812

When I got home, I washed out my eyes. Washed the remains of the sunscreen off. Got the eye-baths out, and the eye drops to soothe my eyes.
Next day, I didn’t go out. Eyes about the same. Did it all again, about three times. Eye-baths. Eye drops. All to be expected. I was prepared for a two-day recovery.
Rest of the week? Right eye the worst. Like sand in there. I lost count how many times I filled the eye-bath with cooled boiled water, pressed it into my eye-socket and fluttered the eye-lid, hoping to dislodge the … what?
Crystalized sunscreen lotion? Yeah I know, we grasp at anything to make meaning. A deep ache developed. Who knew eye-balls have pain receptors? The left eye, though not suffering the original disaster, refused to work by itself and went on strike. It wept non-stop.
Then it was the weekend. No GPs available even if I’d decided to brave the relentless light out there. Monday AM I called the eye specialist. They are lovely people who said, Come down right away, we’ll fit you in.
I wrapped my head with a scarf. Pulled apart the windings so I could see a thin sliver of light, and where I’d be going. I felt like an Inuit in a snow storm despite that it was 35 degrees Celsius outside. Then put on 2 pairs of sunglasses one over the top of the other to make it dark enough.
Once the unidentified muck was plucked from my right eye-ball it started to recover. However, the inflammation had also to be addressed. Result of that, I’m on a once-a-day antibiotic for a month. The kind where you can’t go out in the sun because you’ll get burnt.
In the expectation that my gut would be my next concern, I bought probiotics too. So far so good.
On the way home, popped into the local St Vinnies (thrift/secondhand store) and bought a couple of long-sleeved shirts from their 50% sale. Kind of a synchronicity, I suppose. And stay out of the glare was the other thing.
Apart from all that, it’s pretty amazing to have something more than the usual stuff in common with a 20 centimeter Thorny Devil.
Cheers, all.
Cat Tales 18
When it rained lots and lots, and it was close to summer, the pernickety old woman ran around putting buckets in the backyard to catch rainwater. Even when it stopped raining, she left them standing where they were.
Even as the Hand-of-God, I was mystified as I went round smelling at them. Just rainwater, half a bucket full, that I couldn’t reach to drink. What were they for? Couldn’t be for animals to drink from. I just proved that.
When the buckets were about half-full of rainwater, the pernickety old woman dipped her hand in the frog pond, scooped up a handful of azolla water weed and carried it dripping to the buckets and dripped a bit of the weed in each.
I think there were five buckets. The stuff grew like—well, a weed—and soon all the buckets had an island of green floating in them.
That evening, a clap of thunder! I raced for my favorite hiding place in the bottom of the bookshelves. Another thunderstorm. More rain.

The pernickety old woman loved a good thunderstorm. She stood laughing in the open laundry door, only slightly sheltered. “Smell the petrichor?” she said.
When the storm faded away, and the rain fell only mistily, the down-pipes from the roof started to boom. Or maybe call it a belling. A loud insistent kind of ringing echoed from ours, and all the ones in the neighboring yards on both sides. A racket!
“That’s them,” the pernickety old woman said. “The green tree frogs. The rain woke them, flushed the leaves from their hidey holes, and they’re sitting there—each under his own pipe—calling loud enough to bring any green tree frog female happening to be about.” She laughed.
Ah, I thought. They sit under the down-pipes to have their calling amplified. Smart. I miaowed and joined my human at the laundry door.
“Tomorrow we shall see what we’ll see,” she said. “The buckets will be in all night demand, I’m thinking.”
It was a dark night. I didn’t see a thing peering through the glass doors in the sun-room. I was so curious by the first morning light, I scratched at the pernickety old woman’s bedroom door. She didn’t let me sleep with her for this very reason. She being a night owl and I preferring to be up at the crack of dawn. All I heard was a groan. I think she meant for me to go away.
I did. For about five minutes. Scratched at the bedroom door again. “Fine!” I heard from the bed. Then it creaking.
The pernickety old woman grumbled from near the wardrobe. I understood her to be clothing herself. Humans are so bereft without fur. I skipped back to my position at the glass doors.
My human came bleary-eyed from the bedroom. Dressed in her usual long pants, cotton shirt and kimono loose over the top. She yawned. “Let me put on a pot of tea first.”
“Miaaoow!” Let’s go see outside first, that meant.
“Might as well, I suppose. Water won’t boil for a bit. Beautiful sunrise, all said and done. Wait till I grab my camera.”

She walked. I pranced to the first bucket. We peered into it. “Ah ha,” my human said. “I think we have a jackpot. Look at that! I think a whole clutch. Green tree frog spawn for sure.”

Lego, Bosley’s Builders 7
Cat Tales 17

One night while I did sentry duty around the house, I saw an amazing display of “cheekiness” in the backyard. Me looking through the glass doors to the deck, you understand.
First, in the moonlight, a dance of several critters that I haven’t seen the like before. Pointy snouts, and stripy bottoms. Four of them littler than the one about the size of a rabbit.
Prey! Spit drooled from my mouth. The mother surely had too many young?
Oh no! A large pale winged shape flew over. All of the critters flashed in under the rosemary bush.
That was an owl checking out my backyard? All I could do was angrily sweep my tail. Back and forth. Back and forth.
After a while, and when the critters didn’t show their noses, I went to the front of the house. To see what I could see. That owl maybe. Or the birds roosting near the nestbox.
In the morning, the pernickety old woman noticed a havoc when she walked out to the sun-room table. Thunk! She set teapot down hard.
“What on Earth?” she said. Sliding open a door, she went striding out. Me with her. “Dear dear dear! Who’s been digging in our planter?”
I tried to tell her but she didn’t listen. She quartered the yard, hunting for clues. I led the way to the dance floor.

“Aha!” she said, staring at a pair of alien footprints. “I think I have the picture.”
Back we went to the planter. She surveyed the mess with knowing eyes. “Bandicoots,” she said. “Digging for my precious worms and beetle grubs.”
I put my paw up for the job of scaring off the critters but of course the pernickety old woman looked right over me. She carried over logs of wood, and searched through the garage for shiny things she’d thrown out and retrieved twice before.
“That should keep them guessing.”

Lodestar 43, Yonker at Large
Modem vs IOS

When I finally knuckled down and dedicated a couple of hours to the problem, I learnt that the trouble was the ever-renewing IOS, macOS Sonoma 14.1.1 in this case, that was refusing to shake hands with the now five year old modem. How is that good for the world to come, Apple.com? We need tech that is compatible to old as well as new.
Let me tell you this image is 20! years! old! I think I made it using one of the first versions of the ProCreate design program installed on an early iPad I had a taste-test of. It represents a techie, of course. How we imagined techies in those far gone days.
First the wait for contact on the help-line. Twenty minutes. Then the wait for my turn with a technician. 45 minutes. By about half an hour of waiting, I settled in, having already spent/used/wasted too much time to want to do it all again at a later date. Nothing has changed in 20 years in that respect.
I don’t know how many people have got an Archer VRI 1600, Version 2 modem but if it was a popular one, there’ll be a lot of people like me out there with modems stunned into silence, even hibernation, by new and brashy operating systems. Hence the long wait. Which is how I comforted myself.
I told the technician helping me reset the system, it is almost as if new operating systems are sweeping the old out to make room for the new.
Madam, she said, we don’t recommend our customers to just update their systems willy nilly.
I wanted to tell her I just do as I’m told, and my technical equipment the same. We upgrade to stay in the game. I don’t know what’s in an upgrade. Who out there is going to explain?
Yeah yeah. I could go to a forum and find out there. But tell me … do you do that?
But anyway the point is moot. Rion gave me a task that needed my attention. Find the xyz in System Settings and tell me what it says.
She is good, knows her stuff, and she’s patient. Took me through the process step by step. Even tested my mobile while we were at it. There, she said at the end, no new modem needed.
Her name is Rion and she works at the TPG call centre, if you need help retreading your modem.